10 Things I Learnt at Hillbilly Highway Scouting Ride at Pikeville KY this weekd

[GiG]

Things I learnt at the Hatfield McCoy Scouting Ride:

Some people are still surprised when I show up without pre-registering (Like I am going to announce my plans!   )

Ratliff Creek Road looks real nice, did any one scout it?!?!  

The University of Kentucky reading & spelling mobile satellite school, formerly housed at the McCoy Lodge, has been relocated indefinitely – no longer "Best Grope Rates in Town"  

Lance loves is new “Red Ring” Honda  

Joe LOVES popcorn (It wasn’t me, I SWEAR!)  ???

The motel does NOT offer in-room laundry/coffee combinations. Sorry, Bruce.

The ice machine will be fully operational – “next week”. (yeah, right).

Long johns would probably have been a wise decision for April.  

We found out it was entirely possible to have an extra-large time with (almost) no females present.  

Its “pecawns”, you dumb yankee!  

[hubcapsc]

Long johns would probably have been a wise decision for April.

I forgot my heated gear, but I at least remembered my long johns!

-Mike "warm all the way home, I only got cold in the rain..."

[Gryphon Rider]

The University of Kentucky reading & spelling mobile satellite school, formerly housed at the McCoy Lodge, has been relocated indefinitely – no longer "Best Grope Rates in Town"   :'( 

I get mine for free.  

[DDT (12)]

Gig,

Glad you learned some things... I actually had several suspicions confirmed, but no new actual revelations were forthcoming... I thought a moment to remember Kathleen was a nice touch, by the way, and I commend you for thinking of it!

Yeah... a mixed blessing that... no in-room coffee, that is. A serious caffeine addiction is such a burden to endure... Especially as it leaves one vulnerable to the after effects of shenanigans of clever pranksters and imaginative big-city biker-dudes.

I inquired of the very nice lady in the office about her pots ever being used that way before I poured my first cup. She assured me no one, and especially not a certain Detroit Yankee, had ever washed their tidy-whities (or gross-greenies) in any of the three pots she uses. I do trust her, but.. I still caught myself in full-blown cringe mode, as I rolled the dice and did the deed...

Really good hanging out with you again! I did miss the big-haired chick, but having you was good enough to tide us over until the end of May. Looking forward to more merriment and mirth, ludicrous behaviors, outrageous stories, and belly-laughs 'til it hurts!!!

DDT

[GiG]

Bruce, I did have an actual ~revelation~ in Pikeville.

I couldn't think of a law that was broken by editing a sign, just some "merriment, mirth, and ludicrous behavior", but Mitch informed me it was vandalism.

I feel so dirty now... 

[DDT (12)]

Gig,

Sorry you feel so dirty now... Please be careful how and where you clean-up!    

DDT