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Author Topic: I KNOW I’m a redneck when......  (Read 842 times)
DirtyDan
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« on: May 16, 2018, 02:56:27 PM »

I get drunk and watch the bug zapper  Smiley

Got a black widow the other day (my first)

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Life in the Mohave desert

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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2018, 03:14:39 PM »

Naw. A real redneck would get drunk and shoot the spider.  Smiley
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Serk
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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2018, 05:11:26 PM »

Naw. A real redneck would get drunk and shoot the spider.  Smiley

He recently moved from New Jersey... He's gotta ease into breathing the free air, too much liberty all at once could kill him!
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DirtyDan
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2018, 05:27:14 PM »

I always handle my firearms safety

The BUG A SALT gun I just ordered...........

......more to follow  Grin

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Jersey mike
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2018, 05:43:00 PM »

Naw. A real redneck would get drunk and shoot the spider.  Smiley

He recently moved from New Jersey... He's gotta ease into breathing the free air, too much liberty all at once could kill him!


This state will suffocate you, no doubt about that and our new governor is doing everything possible to push his liberal and progressive plan.
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Serk
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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2018, 05:47:25 PM »

I always handle my firearms safety

The BUG A SALT gun I just ordered...........

......more to follow  Grin

Dan

I was an original Kickstarter supporter for the Bug A Salt... It's awesome, you'll love it! I love stalking flys around the house or the BBQ grill and taking 'em out... Great fun!
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2018, 07:42:11 PM »

Got a black widow the other day (my first)

Well, there's nothing wrong with that, as long as she hasn't remarried. 
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Alpha Dog
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Arcanum, OH


« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2018, 08:01:31 PM »

I am quite good at catching flys with my hand but this bug assault which I never heard of before just went to number one to pass onto my son as a hint for Father's Day.
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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2018, 03:39:54 AM »


I just went to read about it, apparently there's some youtubes, I didn't view any of those...

Don't you get salt all over the house when you use it inside?

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Serk
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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2018, 04:57:53 AM »

Don't you get salt all over the house when you use it inside?

Technically I suppose, but it's a tiny pinch of salt with each shot, it dissipates quickly and ends up getting swept, vacuumed, dusted what not in time.

I've never noticed piles of salt laying around after a hunting session.

Bonus though - you CAN use it to lightly season your food for dramatic effect, when used at super close range!
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Gavin_Sons
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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2018, 05:41:21 AM »

you go to the family reunion looking for a date?
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Wizzard
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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2018, 07:33:19 AM »

you mow your yard and find 2 old cars you forgot about
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old2soon
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« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2018, 07:55:14 AM »

Front porch collapses and kills more dogs than people!  Roll Eyes RIDE SAFE.
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JimmyG
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« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2018, 03:27:49 PM »

old daisy air rifle works good too, from what I have been told.
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Beardo
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« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2018, 05:03:09 PM »

On a somewhat related note...don’t use a 12 ga to take down a wasp nest. It ends badly. Trust me.
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DirtyDan
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Kingman Arizona, from NJ


« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2018, 05:47:52 PM »

old daisy air rifle works good too, from what I have been told.

It’s not to kill but to shoo away........ birds, rabbits any critter that’s TOO friendly. Aka...... within range

Serk, “at super close range”........ elaborate if you would. Thank you in advance

Dan
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« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2018, 05:59:22 PM »

On a somewhat related note...don’t use a 12 ga to take down a wasp nest. It ends badly. Trust me.
Grin
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JimmyG
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« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2018, 07:36:35 PM »

old daisy air rifle works good too, from what I have been told.
I meant to say, loaded with salt, Daisy air rifle does well...
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czuch
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« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2018, 01:14:53 PM »

It was a rainy week and I went to the landfill on Saturday.
Perfect, lotsa mud. That's rare here so I decided to go do some donuts.
"If you get escorted out of the landfill for doing donuts..."
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2018, 02:11:16 PM »

It was a rainy week and I went to the landfill on Saturday.
Perfect, lotsa mud. That's rare here so I decided to go do some donuts.
"If you get escorted out of the landfill for doing donuts..."

Now that's funny. 
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