I KNOW I’m a redneck when......

[DirtyDan]

I get drunk and watch the bug zapper 

Got a black widow the other day (my first)

ALIENS........the home game

Life in the Mohave desert

Dan

[The emperor has no clothes]

Naw. A real redneck would get drunk and shoot the spider. 

[Serk]

Naw. A real redneck would get drunk and shoot the spider. 

He recently moved from New Jersey... He's gotta ease into breathing the free air, too much liberty all at once could kill him!

[DirtyDan]

I always handle my firearms safety

The BUG A SALT gun I just ordered...........

......more to follow 

Dan

[Jersey mike]

Naw. A real redneck would get drunk and shoot the spider. 

He recently moved from New Jersey... He's gotta ease into breathing the free air, too much liberty all at once could kill him!

This state will suffocate you, no doubt about that and our new governor is doing everything possible to push his liberal and progressive plan.

[Serk]

I always handle my firearms safety

The BUG A SALT gun I just ordered...........

......more to follow 

Dan

I was an original Kickstarter supporter for the Bug A Salt... It's awesome, you'll love it! I love stalking flys around the house or the BBQ grill and taking 'em out... Great fun!

[Jess from VA]

Got a black widow the other day (my first)

Well, there's nothing wrong with that, as long as she hasn't remarried. 

[Alpha Dog]

I am quite good at catching flys with my hand but this bug assault which I never heard of before just went to number one to pass onto my son as a hint for Father's Day.

[hubcapsc]

I just went to read about it, apparently there's some youtubes, I didn't view any of those...

Don't you get salt all over the house when you use it inside?

-Mike

[Serk]

Don't you get salt all over the house when you use it inside?

Technically I suppose, but it's a tiny pinch of salt with each shot, it dissipates quickly and ends up getting swept, vacuumed, dusted what not in time.

I've never noticed piles of salt laying around after a hunting session.

Bonus though - you CAN use it to lightly season your food for dramatic effect, when used at super close range!

[Gavin_Sons]

you go to the family reunion looking for a date?

[Wizzard]

you mow your yard and find 2 old cars you forgot about

[old2soon]

Front porch collapses and kills more dogs than people!  RIDE SAFE.

[JimmyG]

old daisy air rifle works good too, from what I have been told.

[Beardo]

On a somewhat related note...don't use a 12 ga to take down a wasp nest. It ends badly. Trust me.

[DirtyDan]

old daisy air rifle works good too, from what I have been told.

It's not to kill but to shoo away........ birds, rabbits any critter that's TOO friendly. Aka...... within range

Serk, "at super close range"........ elaborate if you would. Thank you in advance

Dan

[The emperor has no clothes]

On a somewhat related note...don't use a 12 ga to take down a wasp nest. It ends badly. Trust me.

[JimmyG]

old daisy air rifle works good too, from what I have been told.

I meant to say, loaded with salt, Daisy air rifle does well...

[czuch]

It was a rainy week and I went to the landfill on Saturday.
Perfect, lotsa mud. That's rare here so I decided to go do some donuts.
"If you get escorted out of the landfill for doing donuts..."

[Jess from VA]

It was a rainy week and I went to the landfill on Saturday.
Perfect, lotsa mud. That's rare here so I decided to go do some donuts.
"If you get escorted out of the landfill for doing donuts..."

Now that's funny.