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Do it while you can. I did.... it my way
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« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2018, 02:02:14 AM » |
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SERVES HIM RIGHT.
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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2018, 02:53:24 AM » |
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2018, 04:10:18 AM » |
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Video evidence of the old adage..... you reap what you sow.
Or.... what goes around, comes around.
I had a buddy in HS who thought reaching over and breaking my new Dixon Ticonderoga #2 Pencils (for taking notes) was funny. I asked him to stop. After the 10th time, I stood up and punched him out of his seat. I had to go to the principle's office, but his behavior was modified and justice was done.
The principle told me I was not supposed to punch my fellow students, but.... it was well known that Mr. C (the pencil breaker) was quite the smart ass. Perhaps he learned something.
Yes sir, that was my intention.
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2018, 07:34:05 AM » |
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I got slapped like that and knocked out of my chair, and I wasn't the guilty one....a case of mistaken identity. Happened at a church sponsored 2 wk. camp one summer when I was 16. Sitting in the tent where services were held, guys I was with were bugging the girls sitting in front of us by poking something up through the cracks in the wooden folding chairs. The girls didn't appreciate constantly being poked in the butt, a practice I had no part in. I went to get a hot dog and a drink that was being passed out and when I arrived back at my chair, just as I sat down....BAM. This big fat wench in front of me jumped up, spun around and slapped me hard enough to knock me out of the chair, sending my food to the ground and all over me. I jumped up while she was still standing there and promptly replied in kind, knocking big fatty on her ass and followed by dumping the now dirty food on her. Fatty jumped up and did it again....so I again replied in kind, this time I suggested she stay there until she explained herself. The guys I was sitting with had been increasingly bothersome, and since she was quite big she got the worst of it....typical teenage foolishness. The guys were eventually reprimanded, I wasn't enthralled with the camp so decided to leave after three days...much to the consternation of my folks. I didn't tell anyone of my plans, just walked out the gate to the main road and stuck out my thumb. I was home by midafternoon about 100 miles away....mom and dad were more than a little unhappy with me. The camp admin went ballistic when I didn't show for roll call and they couldn't find me. I went and got a job unloading railroad cars full of a tires, from small car tires to huge earth moving equipment tires. Me and two HS buddies made a bundle that summer, nobody wanted to work that hard but we were done by around 3:00pm and paid in cash under the table every day. If we unloaded five cars we got $50 each, a lot of money in 1954 for a 16 yr. old kid. Five days a week gave us plenty of party money, and our "lovers du jour" never complained. And, come early football practice in mid-August we were in great shape. Seems the gals also appreciated that as well....so I was told!  |
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« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2018, 07:41:23 AM » |
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That's a good story John.  I got kicked out of school for 3 days when I was a freshman for something I did not do. 9 out of 10 times it would have been me,, but that particular time it was not. |
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« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2018, 10:15:08 AM » |
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That's a good story John. I got kicked out of school for 3 days when I was a freshman for something I did not do. 9 out of 10 times it would have been me, but that particular time it was not. That also happened to me a couple times (not kicked out of school, but trouble nonetheless). I didn't cause big trouble, but was often the source of small trouble and tomfoolery. My Sunday school and parental teaching told me I had something coming for all the times I didn't get caught, so I accepted my mistaken punishment with only a little indignation and denial. Putting tacks on other kids chairs was not my style, but it was close enough to my style to draw suspicion. Lessons learned. |
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« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2018, 11:12:15 AM » |
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A little different but resulting in similar disciplinary action.
In high school anatomy class, a friend and I tied long strings to the fetal pigs we were dissecting. We then lowered them to window level of the class below us and swung them back and forth, smearing the windows with nastiness. The 'when pigs fly' attempt at humor didn't get very far. It did however get us a little vacation and some advanced instruction in window washing.
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« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2018, 08:08:11 PM » |
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A little different but resulting in similar disciplinary action.
In high school anatomy class, a friend and I tied long strings to the fetal pigs we were dissecting. We then lowered them to window level of the class below us and swung them back and forth, smearing the windows with nastiness. The 'when pigs fly' attempt at humor didn't get very far. It did however get us a little vacation and some advanced instruction in window washing.
wtf ! This is how you Massachusetts boys have fun ? Pig swinging ? |
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baldo
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« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2018, 03:59:30 AM » |
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A little different but resulting in similar disciplinary action.
In high school anatomy class, a friend and I tied long strings to the fetal pigs we were dissecting. We then lowered them to window level of the class below us and swung them back and forth, smearing the windows with nastiness. The 'when pigs fly' attempt at humor didn't get very far. It did however get us a little vacation and some advanced instruction in window washing.
wtf ! This is how you Massachusetts boys have fun ? Pig swinging ? Kind of like cow tipping, only different....no strings. |
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Wizzard
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« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2018, 05:23:29 AM » |
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My cousin and I used to drive around rural Iowa and have a few beers. Many times we would see a possum or two and would stop and catch them (you could just grab them by the tail and they would play dead), then throw them in the trunk. Since the (city) kids made fun of us (farm boys) we would often pull pranks. I walked in the pool hall with a large trench coat on that had large pockets on the inside. I would go to a corner and just let the possum loose, then start playing pool and watch. When the possum decided he wanted to wake up he just walked across the floor. You never saw a pool hall empty out so fast. It was hillarious. Also put a few of them in some favorite mailboxes,, along with a few starlings we would catch at night in the barn.  |
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2018, 07:30:43 AM » |
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Love those stories of misguided youth, I guess I'm in good company! I had a few instances of similar nature, most of which I claimed innocence. We had a spinster English teacher with a personality that matched a camel's crotch and nobody liked her. Her favorite saying was "think people, think" and would be stated rather loudly. One day word got around that she had a new sign tacked to the wall and very noticeable when you first walked in. It said "THINK" in large bold black letters. I picked up a black crayon in the art class room and made an addition to the sign when I arrived later for my scheduled class. Just below the large word "THINK" I wrote in equally large letters: "OR THWIM!" We had thunder on a clear day in that room, followed by a three day vacation. So, my "lover du jour" and I had some extra time together, some of which was spent in the high school indoor swimming pool....complements of the custodial staff. They didn't like that English teacher either. I had a lot of fun in HS!  |
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Wizzard
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« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2018, 07:40:50 AM » |
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Love those stories of misguided youth, I guess I'm in good company! I had a few instances of similar nature, most of which I claimed innocence. We had a spinster English teacher with a personality that matched a camel's crotch and nobody liked her. Her favorite saying was "think people, think" and would be stated rather loudly. One day word got around that she had a new sign tacked to the wall and very noticeable when you first walked in. It said "THINK" in large bold black letters. I picked up a black crayon in the art class room and made an addition to the sign when I arrived later for my scheduled class. Just below the large word "THINK" I wrote in equally large letters: "OR THWIM!" We had thunder on a clear day in that room, followed by a three day vacation. So, my "lover du jour" and I had some extra time together, some of which was spent in the high school indoor swimming pool....complements of the custodial staff. They didn't like that English teacher either. I had a lot of fun in HS! Lol.. me too John,, Mom and Dad would always tell me that I should not be getting "c"s since I was smarter than that. I told them I was too busy having fun. Went to college and got straight "A"s and made them proud. |
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