Mixup

[RonBou]

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Karen's ear and said, "Mable, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"
Karen answered, "I have? A suppository?" She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."

YUK!

[Jess from VA]

I was dating an MD gynecologist's daughter in HS (really).

He came home one day laughing, and I asked him what was funny.

He said he had prescribed suppositories for a woman a week ago, and she came in today and told him he had to give her something else because.... I just can't get those damn things down.

Double YUK.