Now this is a true friend....

[TJ]

Re: $1,600,000,000
« Reply #15 on: Today at 05:34:48 AM »
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Quote from: John Schmidt on Yesterday at 07:53:39 PM
Easy decision for me on where and how to spend it. Naturally the first thing would be to pay off all current bills. Then I'd set up a scholarship fund at the college where my two girls graduated....the two lost to cancer so would be connected to that somehow, that and music or education. Next would be a fund large enough so from this day forward none of our heirs would ever have to pay for college. Then my wife and I would help all our kids pay off everything they owe. Finally, I'd bring in a good home designer and have a major remodel done to the house, it would have to include a porch all across the front with columns. I want to be able to sit out there in my dotage and wear out a couple rocking chairs. They would have to figure out how to add another stall to the garage so I'll have plenty of room to tinker with derelict bikes. In the end, I might buy a new car....or maybe new tires for the current one. I'd probably hire some full time help to take care of my wife so I can go ride all those derelict bikes I'd been working on.

Last but not least....find a 60 yr. old hooker for TJ here in Florida. That man needs a woman in his life, besides....what are friends for? 


Why thank you John...  Do you really think it shows that much...     

[Flrider]

 

[Jess from VA]

Why thank you John...  Do you really think it shows that much...     

If you can hang your helmet on it, it shows.   

[John Schmidt]

TJ, you have mail. 

[DD]

 

[Pappy!]

I agree with everything John says except one part.
The 60 year old hooker.
Would go with two 30 year old hookers instead.......

[John Schmidt]

I agree with everything John says except one part.
The 60 year old hooker.
Would go with two 30 year old hookers instead.......

Nooo, I wouldn't do that to Terry, I want him to be around for a while yet. Good friends are hard to find.