Living proof "YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID"

[JimC]

Drunk Mississippi man drove truck into courthouse to report his drugs were stolen: police

https://www.foxnews.com/us/drunk-man-drove-truck-into-courthouse-to-report-his-drugs-were-stolen

[old2soon]

           That dud needs to be incarcerated fer a LONG TIME! Not ONLY a danger to the Community but to hisself too. Really and truly a duh moment.  RIDE SAFE.

[Jersey mike]

Here's what we have in NJ.

https://www.nj.com/passaic-county/index.ssf/2018/11/i_drank_too_much_because_the_jets_suck_man_blames_his_dwi_crash_on_gang_green_woes_cops_say.html


Christopher Greyshock, 57, of West Milford (Photo: Wayne Police)
"I drank too much because the Jets suck," Christopher Greyshock, 57, of West Milford, told police during his sobriety test, according to a release from the Wayne Police.

Officers there were called to the corner of Alps Road and Route 23 at 5:15 p.m., which was about an hour and a half after the Jets game ended, for a report of a car accident with injuries and found first aid squad members helping an injured woman and a man lying on the grass.

Greyshock then "staggered" and "swayed" over to the officers and told them that he had rear-ended a car that was stopped in traffic, the release said.

Police said they could smell alcohol on his breath and that there were "stains of liquid" on his blue jeans. It was then that police performed the sobriety test an then found that his blood alcohol level was over the legal limit at .13 percent.

Officers then searched his car and found a three-quarters full bottle of Bulleit Bourbon Frontier Whiskey on his passenger seat, the burnt remnants of a joint on the center console, rolling papers on the passenger side floor and a bag which contained marijuana, authorities said.

[Tx Bohemian]

Caught an episode of "Cops" (I think) a few years ago where a woman called the cops because she thought she was getting gyped on the Heroin she was buying from a dealer!

The officer couldn't believe it.

He asked the woman a couple of times "you do know drugs are illegal, right?"

But she kept insisting that she didn't get the right amount!

I know I'm not the sharpest bulb in the box, but damn...

Just gotta shake your head!