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Author Topic: A few political headlines that will make you mad or laugh  (Read 951 times)
Robert
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« on: November 14, 2018, 06:57:11 PM »

Nancy Pelosi Thanks Race Hustler Al Sharpton For “Saving America”

Schumer: Trump “Trying To Shut Down The Election” In Florida…

Parents Support School Staff Who Wore ‘Border Wall’ Costumes

 Sen. Bill Nelson Sues To Prevent Rejection Of ‘Unconventionally Marked Ballots’

Man Banned From Disney World After Displaying Trump Sign On Splash Mountain

Ocasio-Cortez Ticks Off Democrats With Her First Action In D.C. – Protesting Nancy Pelosi

Hillary Clinton may run for president in 2020

Report: House Democrats Planning 85 Trump Probes…
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NewValker
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« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2018, 07:17:23 PM »

Drowning in stupidity....
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2018, 05:59:52 AM »

Load of hooey from all sides.
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2018, 06:14:34 AM »

Read this nonsense. Of course the baby said to her parents she wanted to move to Canada.

The Guardian is the newspaper of the left in England.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/nov/14/us-citizens-seeking-asylum-canada-increases-immigration-refugees

The couple’s 18-month-old daughter, however, was born in Fort Lauderdale, and – as an American by birth – she is part of a growing number of US citizens seeking refuge in Canada.
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old2soon
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2018, 06:50:46 AM »

             The TRUTH is so snugglin hard to find these days BUT if a politician is talking I just remind myself there is a 99.98% chance he or she is LYING. With the "media" it's more in the range of 99.9999% chance they're LYING. When I was still drivin truck over the road we=drivers-generally went with-believe 2% of what you hear and maybe 8% of what you see. Odds ain't even THAT good these days. RIDE SAFE.
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solo1
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2018, 07:57:36 AM »

Just this morning I posted this on Facebook


I whipped up some headlines that I would like to see in the media. Here they are.

The New York Times and CNN have formed a new group called the Walter Cronkhite Scribes. Members must swear to dedicate their profession to report only the truth.

Maxine Waters, Barbara Feinstein, and Nanct Pelosi retire after California moves to the Right.

Moderates Democrats have taken back control of the party. The Democratic Socialists in the party become the minority

President Trump has been denied access to Twitter. When asked about that he said," I am fine with that" On a similar note president Trump quoted Teddy Roosevelt "Speak softly but carry a big stick"

Congress , by mutual consent, has halted all investigations into each other. A future committee composed of citizens will be overseers in the conduct of Congress.

Moderate Democrats and Republicans have agreed that all rancor will stop, by mutual consent.

The SCOTUS has ruled that the practice of keeping religion out of public schools is unconstitutional, quoting freedom OF religion as the basis.

Reverend Al Sharpton relieved of his credentials and is facing tax evasion charges

SCOTUS rules that removal and destruction of statues commemorating the Civil War, is an infringement under the Bill of Rights. Severe penalties are suggested for non conformance.

The true history of the Republic is mandated to be taught at all levels of education.

. Congress has passed and imposed term limits. Two terms for Senators and six terms for representatives. Over 150 Representatives and 38 Senators resign in protest.

SCOTUS rules that Congress must be subjected to the same laws that they pass.

I bet that many of us can think of lots more headlines.
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scooperhsd
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2018, 09:25:13 AM »

Your's sound like a good start Smiley
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2018, 10:20:38 AM »

This one's not political, but it made me laugh.

Why Are Young People Having So Little Sex?

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2018/12/the-sex-recession/573949/

I don't know, but..... because they can't find the hole? 
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dinosnake
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« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2018, 10:59:56 AM »

Yep!  The funniest one this season??

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/sen-mitch-mcconnell-will-dems-work-with-us-or-simply-put-partisan-politics-ahead-of-the-country

 2funny 2funny

Yep, getting one of the largest number of replies in current news

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=MCCONNELL+bipartisanship&t=ffsb&iar=news&ia=news

If your sense of irony is broken, an op-ed written before the election should help

https://washingtonmonthly.com/2018/10/06/bipartisanship-is-dead-time-for-democrats-to-embrace-their-inner-mcconnell/
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