Best of friends....

[ybnorml]

A guy goes over to his buddy's house, rings the bell,
but his buddy's wife answers.

"Hi is Tony home?"
"No he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No come in."

They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the
greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks
if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell,....
It's worth one hundred bucks.

She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws
100 bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says
"They are so beautiful. I must see the both of them. I'll give you
another 100 bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and says what the hell, opens her robe and
gives Chris a nice long look. She feels bad for him, so she pushes
her breasts into his face for a moment and she let's him have a few
squeezes.

Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says
he can't wait any longer for Tony and he leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know your
weird friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about this for a second and asks,
"Well,... did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me

[Jess from VA]

Expert capitalism at work.