One simple spelling mistake

[Dan-bury]

I recently penned a short, romantic note to my wife while I was away on a fishing trip , and I missed one small "e".  No problem you might say............

Oh Not so.  This tiny error has caused me to seek Police protection to enter my own house.

I wrote, "Hi darling , I'm enjoying and experiencing the best time of my whole life , and I wish you were her!

[The emperor has no clothes]