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Started by ybnorml, Wed 06, Feb 2019, 07:41:35

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ybnorml

Wed 06, Feb 2019, 07:41:35
An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?

I can cut them for you said Dan the pharmacist
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.

I'm 96 years old said the old man!
I don't want an erection!
I just want enough sticking out so I don't piss on my slippers!!

RonBou

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Wed 06, Feb 2019, 08:33:21
 :cooldude:  :D  ;D  :o :o              8)
Ronbou "Keep the faith!"

Dan-bury

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Wed 06, Feb 2019, 12:50:50
1/2 a pill at night so I don't roll out of bed in my sleep.
I have spent most my money on Motorcycles and Women, the rest I just wasted.

DanL

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Thu 07, Feb 2019, 19:54:16
After Carol stopped laughing, she said "don't encourage that man!"

And I said
"he doesn't need encouragement"  :cooldude: ;)

And she said
"God bless Laurel"  ;D :D

ybnorml

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Fri 08, Feb 2019, 04:10:52
 I will say at times Laurel has her hands full ...  :D  :crazy2:  :uglystupid2:

idaida98

#5
Fri 08, Feb 2019, 07:28:58
LMBO      :2funny

Wall

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Fri 08, Feb 2019, 12:11:20
Quote from: ybnorml on Fri 08, Feb 2019, 04:10:52
I will say at times Laurel has her hands full ...  :D  :crazy2:  :uglystupid2:
yeah, "at times"
Sometimes you only get 2.7 seconds, make it count.
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