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Pete
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« on: February 10, 2019, 01:35:52 PM »

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.
He sat down next to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
Alexandria looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will."
Alexandria replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. She was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
Alexandria replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money. Alexandria went back to work at the US Congress.
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2019, 01:42:43 PM »

 2funny 2funny
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2019, 01:57:50 PM »

Sounds like a reworked blonde joke but very fitting.  AOC makes the blonde that blonde jokes was made for look like a genius.
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2019, 02:01:12 PM »

Sounds like a reworked blonde joke but very fitting.  AOC makes the blonde that blonde jokes was made for look like a genius.

As a blonde (Well, more grey now but...) I'm glad to see this change...

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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2019, 02:05:28 PM »

No comment SmileySmileySmiley
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2019, 02:12:34 PM »

It appears conservatives have underestimated Pelosi for years. Now they are switching to AOC.     Rehashed jokes always fall flat. (Knowing the punchline ruins it)
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2019, 02:47:57 PM »

Nope never underestimated Pelosi she is still living up to expectations

Pelosi passed:

The Affordable Care Act: Better known as Obamacare with the public option (the option was eventually taken out for the Republican compromise of the Heritage Foundation mandate, yeah the one they say they hate).

A total failuer and is costing many who could afford insurance before to not be able to now.

With the famous line we have to pass it to find out whats in it.  uglystupid2

Dodd-Frank: This Wall Street reform was passed as a response to the recession of 2008 with hope that a financial crisis like that will never happen again and in hopes that banks will never become too big to fail.

Over turned and didnt help

Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay: Sought to make sure women receive equal pay for equal work.

Economic Stimulus Act of 2008: Passed to lessen the blow of a recession and boost the economy away from a financial freefall. “The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 put $787 billion into the economy in hope of blunting the effect of the recession.”

No home owner who lost home had any part in this bill, but all the fat cats got money they didn't need.

The repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell: Which allowed LGBTQ individuals in our military to serve openly without consequence.

A real big help with the military not to mention opened the way for transgender surgery assignment at the cost of the taxpayer

Via Politico, she also passed:

    111th Congress:

    Credit Card Reform: The Credit Card Holders Bill of Rights issued new regulations on card companies, demanding that they increase transparency.

CC rates went up 7%

    Student Loans: The Student Aid and Fiscal Responsibility Act increases the amount of Pell Grants for college students.

More people are going bankrupt and still have to pay student loans

    Tobacco Regulation: The Family Smoking Prevention and Tobacco Control Act gave the Food and Drug Administration the power to regulate the tobacco industry.

No win here either since the fines penalties and taxes have not made a dent in the government and we pay legal fees.

    Food Safety: The Food Safety Modernization Act would give the Food and Drug Administration more power over food producers (passed by Senate, not yet signed into law).
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2019, 03:26:13 PM »


As a blonde (Well, more grey now but...) I'm glad to see this change...


"and end"?   Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2019, 03:40:08 PM »

"and end"?   Smiley

Made a meme just for you Willow.... Better?

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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2019, 03:42:08 PM »


As a blonde (Well, more grey now but...) I'm glad to see this change...


"and end"?   Smiley
Grin kind of ironic
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« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2019, 04:05:36 PM »

"and end"?   Smiley

Made a meme just for you Willow.... Better?



Thank you.  I am pleased beyond your most extreme expectations.   Wink   cooldude
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2019, 04:34:26 PM »

Reworked or not, good one Pete.  cooldude

If the shoe fits, wear it.

Getting more press than any dingbat in history.

Because the press knows what's good for us.   
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Pete
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« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2019, 05:25:04 PM »

Was not reworked for or by me, as it was sent to me today, first time I have seen it.
Appears to me to have been written expressly for her. If not then I guess lightening does strike twice.
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« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2019, 05:42:54 PM »

I read she was for abolishing air travel, outlawing steaks, forcing all American homeowners to retrofit their houses, putting every miner, oil rigger, livestock rancher and gas-station attendant out of a job, and spending trillions and trillions more tax money.

-Mike "the green new deal"
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« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2019, 05:44:43 PM »

I read she was for abolishing air travel, outlawing steaks, forcing all American homeowners to retrofit their houses, putting every miner, oil rigger, livestock rancher and gas-station attendant out of a job, and spending trillions and trillions more tax money.

-Mike "the green new deal"

They're calling it "The Green New Deal" because "The Great Leap Forward" was already taken.
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« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2019, 05:49:57 PM »

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« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2019, 06:26:26 PM »

I read she was for abolishing air travel, outlawing steaks, forcing all American homeowners to retrofit their houses, putting every miner, oil rigger, livestock rancher and gas-station attendant out of a job, and spending trillions and trillions more tax money.

-Mike "the green new deal"
It's called Agenda 21
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