Daughter gave me a chuckle this morning.

[John Schmidt]

She texted a couple beautiful pics of a sunrise and added the following with her usual droll sense of humor: "I was cleaning the cat's litter box this morning and noticed how pretty the sunrise was.  I'm so happy to know I chose a spot with a good view for the cat to take a crap!"

Yep....I tried to bring'em up right!  

[Jess from VA]

My wife had 27 cats during our marriage.

What always pissed me off about the litter box was they always had to shoot it all over the room (litter and the poop).  

Eventually you learn to buy one with a lid on it.  But they still shoot it out the doorway.

I once saw a Utube of someone who taught their cat to go in the toilet.  That seemed like a wonderful idea, but training cats to go in a toilet was not in my job description.

Making them run all over the place and in circles and up and down stairs and climbing the walls chasing a laser was my job.   

[Robert]

 

Now that there's funny.

[old2soon]

      Guessin here but long as da cat has a good view takin a dump all will be well with yer Daughter?  RIDE SAFE.

[Moonshot_1]

Speaking of daughters texting.

My daughter, who lives in Sioux City, is going to see my Son who lives in the Denver area later this month.

The other day my daughter used "voice to text" feature on her phone to message my wife about the up coming trip.
My daughter is departing from Omaha. To get the the airport you need to "go down on 680" which is the interstate that services the Omaha area.

The phone converted the "go down on 680" which she said to "go down on sex auntie"

Confusion reigned for some time.