Too much time on my hands sometimes

[old2soon]

orilissa rexulti entresto seresto chantix trulicity ibrance astrazeneca salonpas repatha zeljanz fasenra. You may have heard or seen these names on the T V-seen when muted and waitin fer yer program to come back after commercial break. Is there a block house somewhere filled with nerd types who make up these drug names? Or are they computer generated? And how long on the market til the lawsuits start? I have them all in lower case but 2 or 3 self corrected to upper case and I chose to override that. AND every last one now has the red underlining before I post this. entersto and seresto-one is fer humans the other is fer dogs that come home with bikini tops in their slobbering jaws!  I KNOW i am missing some of these drugs names but am i the Only one wunderin Who or What ZACKLY these names be generated from?  Like I said-Too much time on my hands. BUT I plan on washing and shining Phatt Ghurl today. Git the winter gunch off of her as it are.  RIDE SAFE.

[RP#62]

We think they have a hopper full of random syllables and they mix them all up and draw them like lotto numbers.

-RP

[Serk]

https://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-04/fyi-how-does-drug-get-its-name

[scooperhsd]

Vehicle model names also...

[Jess from VA]

What I've always found interesting is that all drugs get two names.

The real one, and an alias.

I am sick of the buy-our-drug-and-make-your-life-better commercials.

I don't take a single one. 

[henry 008]

maybe you should try some "Butt Drugs" 

http://


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYdF0zcuSI

[Gryphon Rider]

When I first started reading, I thought you were quoting a piece of "Lorem Ipsum" dummy text, used in place of "Insert your text here.  Insert your text here..."

Exempli gratia (e.g.):
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As for car names, this site is a list of names that translate in unfortunate ways.  E.g. Chevy Nova - Spanish "no va" = "doesn't work".

20 Car Names Which Have Hilarious Meanings In Other Languages

[da prez]

  I think old2soon has a bad case of opticrectology. 

                                   da prez