A little "old" humor to start the day --- non politicial

[Pete]

I hate it when I see an old person

and then realize

We were in school together.

[hubcapsc]

A feller at work sent some "clean humor" out to the office list today:



-Mike

[Bighead]

There was this couple in their late eighties that shared everything in life.  They were in a Macdonalds and the man goes up and oreders a Happy Meal and one small drink.  He goes and sits across from his wife ,unwrapped the hamburger,took his pocket knife out and cuts the burger in half then divides the fries.  He sits and watches his wife eating her half of the meal when a man walks over and says I would like to buy you another Happy Meal where you both can have your own the older man replies no. We have been married for 65 years and we share everything and one Happy Meal is enough. The man the ask
Why his is just sitting and watching his wife eat then. The old man replied "I am just waiting to use the teeth"