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Poor little piggy

Started by The emperor has no clothes, Thu 16, May 2019, 09:23:36

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The emperor has no clothes

Thu 16, May 2019, 09:23:36


Not to get sucked in.  :)

Valkorado

#1
Thu 16, May 2019, 09:32:03
It's just willpower, Grasshopper.


Have you ever noticed when you're feeling really good,
there's always a pigeon that'll come sh!t on your hood?
- John Prine

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01 Interstate "Ruby"

Serk

#2
Thu 16, May 2019, 09:40:00
Thanks for that! I was just contemplating what I was gonna have for lunch, and something with bacon it is!



What do you call a pig with the eyes?

....a piiig...

What do you call a pig with no legs?

...a groundhog.

Did you hear about the troupe of pigs performing on Broadway?

...they really like to ham it up.
Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...



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The emperor has no clothes

#4
Thu 16, May 2019, 11:33:23
Quote from: Serk on Thu 16, May 2019, 09:40:00
Thanks for that! I was just contemplating what I was gonna have for lunch, and something with bacon it is!




technically, us in the biz would refer to them as bacon sprouts  :)

DIGGER

#5
Thu 16, May 2019, 11:45:56
One 6 month old baby to another 6 month old baby.......
"man ......I aint kidding you....that crazy old lady thought my toes were piggies!!!"

Serk

#6
Thu 16, May 2019, 12:13:06
Quote from: DIGGER on Thu 16, May 2019, 11:45:56
One 6 month old baby to another 6 month old baby.......
"man ......I aint kidding you....that crazy old lady thought my toes were piggies!!!"

...the look on my kid's faces as I explained "This little piggy went to market" wasn't about the piggy going shopping was classic...

Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...



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RP#62

#7
Fri 17, May 2019, 09:04:41
That first one reminded me of that old joke that ends with.....when you got a pig this good, you don't eat him all at once.


-RP
 

The emperor has no clothes

#8
Fri 17, May 2019, 09:42:05
Quote from: RP#62 on Fri 17, May 2019, 09:04:41
That first one reminded me of that old joke that ends with.....when you got a pig this good, you don't eat him all at once.


-RP
:2funny:

Skinhead

#9
Fri 17, May 2019, 10:03:19
Quote from: RP#62 on Fri 17, May 2019, 09:04:41
That first one reminded me of that old joke that ends with.....when you got a pig this good, you don't eat him all at once.


-RP

Me too!

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Gavin_Sons

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Fri 17, May 2019, 12:10:44
Quote from: Serk on Thu 16, May 2019, 12:13:06
Quote from: DIGGER on Thu 16, May 2019, 11:45:56
One 6 month old baby to another 6 month old baby.......
"man ......I aint kidding you....that crazy old lady thought my toes were piggies!!!"

...the look on my kid's faces as I explained "This little piggy went to market" wasn't about the piggy going shopping was classic...



That was a great day to be a father at my house. I explained that to my now 8 year old when he was probably 5. His eyes got real big and said "so market is the butcher"? then followed by "I like ham"  ;D
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