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The emperor has no clothes
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« on: May 16, 2019, 07:23:36 AM »


Not to get sucked in.  Smiley
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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2019, 07:32:03 AM »
It's just willpower, Grasshopper.
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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2019, 07:40:00 AM »
Thanks for that! I was just contemplating what I was gonna have for lunch, and something with bacon it is!



What do you call a pig with the eyes?

....a piiig...

What do you call a pig with no legs?

...a groundhog.

Did you hear about the troupe of pigs performing on Broadway?

...they really like to ham it up.
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2019, 07:50:33 AM »
Quote from: Valkorado on May 16, 2019, 07:32:03 AM
It's just willpower, Grasshopper.
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2019, 09:33:23 AM »
Quote from: Serk on May 16, 2019, 07:40:00 AM
Thanks for that! I was just contemplating what I was gonna have for lunch, and something with bacon it is!




technically, us in the biz would refer to them as bacon sprouts  Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2019, 09:45:56 AM »
One 6 month old baby to another 6 month old baby.......
“man ......I aint kidding you....that crazy old lady thought my toes were piggies!!!”
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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2019, 10:13:06 AM »
Quote from: DIGGER on May 16, 2019, 09:45:56 AM
One 6 month old baby to another 6 month old baby.......
“man ......I aint kidding you....that crazy old lady thought my toes were piggies!!!”

...the look on my kid's faces as I explained "This little piggy went to market" wasn't about the piggy going shopping was classic...
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« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2019, 07:04:41 AM »
That first one reminded me of that old joke that ends with.....when you got a pig this good, you don't eat him all at once.


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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2019, 07:42:05 AM »
Quote from: RP#62 on May 17, 2019, 07:04:41 AM
That first one reminded me of that old joke that ends with.....when you got a pig this good, you don't eat him all at once.


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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2019, 08:03:19 AM »
Quote from: RP#62 on May 17, 2019, 07:04:41 AM
That first one reminded me of that old joke that ends with.....when you got a pig this good, you don't eat him all at once.


-RP

Me too!
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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2019, 10:10:44 AM »
Quote from: Serk on May 16, 2019, 10:13:06 AM
Quote from: DIGGER on May 16, 2019, 09:45:56 AM
One 6 month old baby to another 6 month old baby.......
“man ......I aint kidding you....that crazy old lady thought my toes were piggies!!!”

...the look on my kid's faces as I explained "This little piggy went to market" wasn't about the piggy going shopping was classic...



That was a great day to be a father at my house. I explained that to my now 8 year old when he was probably 5. His eyes got real big and said "so market is the butcher"? then followed by "I like ham"  Grin
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