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Pete
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« on: June 27, 2019, 11:41:15 AM »

THE HAIRCUT:
  Blessed are those that can give and take without forgetting.   
        One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied,
'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'   
  The florist was pleased and left the shop.
  When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a
dozen roses waiting for him at his door.   
  Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied,
'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'   
  The cop was happy and left the shop.
  The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen
donuts waiting for him at his door.   
  Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber
again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'   
  The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
  The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined
up waiting for a free haircut.   
  And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference
between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.   
  As Ronald Reagan said:
“Both politicians and diapers need to be changed often and for the same reason.”   
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2019, 12:29:25 PM »

 cooldude
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old2soon
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« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2019, 04:32:02 AM »

         Bcuz ya know the politicians much like the diapers are full of kaka-like THAT Really needed ta be spained!  2funny RIDE SAFE.
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check.  1964  1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
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