Attack Squirrel? That's a thing?

[RP#62]

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Man-Accused-of-Feeding-Meth-to-Attack-Squirrel-Arrested-511997911.html

-RP

[Moonshot_1]

They "successfully" released the squirrel into the wild.

Reports out of Alabama of large 450 pound wild hogs being found dead everywhere. Alabama Department of Natural Resources Spokesman said that they are finding these hogs completely ripped apart and filled with nuts. The count so far is 137 State wide. "We find more everyday. We don't know what is gong on."

On another unrelated story, meth labs in Alabama are being over run and trashed. Alabama Drug Enforcement spokesman said "We don't know who is behind it but they seem to want to trade walnuts. Walnuts everywhere"

[Daniel Meyer]

This terrifies me. I've been warning folks about squirrels for years

[Jess from VA]

Paulk, who had been hiding in a hotel, was arrested on Thursday after he attempted to flee from drug investigators on a stolen motorcycle, according to police.  He crashed into an investigator's vehicle after a brief pursuit, police said.

 

As Frank Reagan says.... if they were smarter we'd have a harder time catching them. 

[baldo]

"Authorities had been seeking Paulk on multiple felony warrants unrelated to the squirrel he named “Deeznutz,” which was made infamous after police said they were warned about a meth-fueled squirrel that had been trained to attack."