Freeway Pileup

[RonBou]

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $20,000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $2,000 an inch."

The man perks up at this. "So," the doctor says, "It's for you to decide how many inches you want, but it's something you'd better discuss with your wife."

The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?"

"I have," says the man.

"And has she helped you in making the decision?" asked the doctor.

"She has," says the man.

"And what is it?" asks the doctor.

"We're getting a new kitchen."

[Tony C.]

Ouch! Instead of asking, he should have surprise her instead.   

[Pete]

OOPS

[ybnorml]

Good one Ron....   
Here's a little something in appreciation...   

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[Tony C.]

Hey Terry. That restaurant was recently on a local T.V. show called Chronicle. They profiled the Schoodic area. That's on our list for a visit.   

[ybnorml]

Hey Terry. That restaurant was recently on a local T.V. show called Chronicle. They profiled the Schoodic area. That's on our list for a visit.   

Really good grub at the Pickled Wrinkle Tony....
We have eaten there a couple of times....'pub grub' for us.
The plates coming out of the kitchen look really good.
We hiked a couple trails on Schoodic Peninsular yesterday, and stopped
in for a couple beer and munchies.
Haddock bites and a crab meat flatbread pizza....

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[idaida98]

Hey Tony how are you enjoying the wing? Do you miss the valkyrie? I went up to Bar Harbor earlier in the season,we went to Schoonic, nice riding and  the area is beautiful. Enjoy

[ybnorml]

Hey Tony how are you enjoying the wing? Do you miss the valkyrie? I went up to Bar Harbor earlier in the season,we went to Schoonic, nice riding and  the area is beautiful. Enjoy

Also a couple spots to step away from the bike and enjoy the surf & scenery...

[Tony C.]

Hey Tony how are you enjoying the wing? Do you miss the valkyrie? I went up to Bar Harbor earlier in the season,we went to Schoonic, nice riding and  the area is beautiful. Enjoy

Hey Al! I am enjoying the Wing. Sherry is, too. Sherry wanted to start coming along on rides and some over nights. She's very happy with the Wing. We love it.

The Valkyrie will always be special to me. I'd loved riding it and the long term relationships established through the VRCC.

Glad to hear you're enjoying your Valkyrie and riding in beautiful areas like the Schoodic. Nothing makes a scenic ride like seeing it from the saddle of a great motorcycle.!   

[Tony C.]

Really good grub at the Pickled Wrinkle Tony....
We have eaten there a couple of times....'pub grub' for us.
The plates coming out of the kitchen look really good.
We hiked a couple trails on Schoodic Peninsular yesterday, and stopped
in for a couple beer and munchies.
Haddock bites and a crab meat flatbread pizza....

Looks delicious!