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Tiger Woods is now going to play this weekend

Started by Mongo, Wed 02, Dec 2009, 11:40:05

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Mongo


PAVALKER

Yes, but "Who" is he going to play with is the question.....
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fiddle mike

I read his statement in the news.  He was totally believable.
I believe nothing happened that would cause his OL to do two yrs mandatory for domestic violence and give new meaning to the term "pussy whipped".
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BamaDrifter64

Now that's funny right there...I don't care who ya are!!!   :2funny:

Dave

Serk

Did ya' hear, Tiger Wood is changing his name.........

......to Cheetah...

Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...



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Disco

or that fixing his game and fixing his marriage both require better control of his putz

or that if the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with big breasts, it's time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair

or that Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree because he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron

and on and on...
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Mikey

I heard Phil called his wife and asked what club she used to beat Tiger...
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John Schmidt

I showed the picture to one of my daughters, she said it's a good thing they didn't show a shot from behind. He'd probably have a couple more irons protruding from his rear end. Then added....wonder if a truss line shows like a panty line on women.  :2funny:

¿spoom

What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.



Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.




 Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."



   Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.



    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?  Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards........



    What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning?  They went clubbing.