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Started by Mn. Norseman, Mon 07, Oct 2019, 10:42:28

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Mn. Norseman

Been a whirlwind week. Shut down the DQ for the season wed. Got the daughter married off sat.  thinkin i might go for ride and relax.

Gryphon Rider

Quote from: Mn. Norseman on Mon 07, Oct 2019, 10:42:28
Been a whirlwind week. Shut down the DQ for the season wed. Got the daughter married off sat.  thinkin i might go for ride and relax.
So, I am assuming the GoldWingers in your area put their bikes away for the winter last weekend?  I'm getting close to wrapping up a number of responsibilities as well.  I hope there's still some decent riding weather here when that happens.  I don't think marrying off my daughter is happening any time soon, however.

Jess from VA

Hey, everyone with daughters, post up their pics and a number.

I'm old but not (quite) dead.   ;D



Gryphon Rider

Quote from: Jess from VA on Mon 07, Oct 2019, 11:35:39
Hey, everyone with daughters, post up their pics and a number.

I'm old but not (quite) dead.   ;D
Not where I thought this would go...

Before fathers would even consider such a request, you'll need to post your photo, terms any divorces, current bank balance, financial obligations, criminal record, and credit report... to start.

Serk

...and it's just getting into prime riding season down here in The Republic! The heat broke last night, looks like today won't quite get to 80, time to get the bikes out!

And Jess..... Er..... yeah.....
Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...



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Jess from VA

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Quote from: Gryphon Rider on Mon 07, Oct 2019, 11:46:14
Quote from: Jess from VA on Mon 07, Oct 2019, 11:35:39
Hey, everyone with daughters, post up their pics and a number.

I'm old but not (quite) dead.   ;D
Not where I thought this would go...

Before fathers would even consider such a request, you'll need to post your photo (look at any old guy with bald head, but only a small belly), terms any divorces (two, finalized), current bank balance (pretty good), financial obligations (none), criminal record (small), and credit report (tops)... to start.

;D

EDIT:
Serk, with our average ages here 50s to 60s my thought was any daughters would be well into legal age.

I wasn't thinking about minors at all, not even in jest (which is what this is).  My apology to all.  

Skinhead

Quote from: Serk on Mon 07, Oct 2019, 11:59:33
...and it's just getting into prime riding season down here in The Republic! The heat broke last night, looks like today won't quite get to 80, time to get the bikes out!



Soon you'll have to break out the heated gear.

Friendsville, TN - Troy, MI

The emperor has no clothes

Quote from: Mn. Norseman on Mon 07, Oct 2019, 10:42:28
Been a whirlwind week. Shut down the DQ for the season wed. Got the daughter married off sat.  thinkin i might go for ride and relax.
Congratulations on what I hope was a successful season  :cooldude:

Quote from: Gryphon Rider on Mon 07, Oct 2019, 11:46:14
Quote from: Jess from VA on Mon 07, Oct 2019, 11:35:39
Hey, everyone with daughters, post up their pics and a number.

I'm old but not (quite) dead.   ;D
Not where I thought this would go...


Nor would I  :o

Willow

Quote from: Jess from VA on Mon 07, Oct 2019, 11:35:39
Hey, everyone with daughters, post up their pics and a number.

I'm old but not (quite) dead.   ;D

I have four daughters.  The youngest is thirty-five.  They're all happily married and have provided me with nine grandchildren.  They're each beautiful in varying degrees.

Jess, old you are.  Under the wrong conditions you could be quite dead.   :)

John Schmidt

Jess, old you are.  Under the wrong conditions you could be quite dead. 
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Or at least part of him!  :2funny: 

I once smacked a guy's windshield with a shovel, was trying to date one my girls who was still in HS....he was something like 27. I had warned him twice before and let him know 3rd time is a strikeout....don't come back. My daughter didn't want to go with him but he insisted on being a PITA. With the majority of his windshield in his lap, he left in a bit of a hurry. Later had a visit from the local constabulary re. the windshield incident but after explaining our previous meetins they just laughed and drove away. Never saw him again. The jerk had a record and was on parole at the time, don't know if he was sent back inside or not....didn't care.

Willow

Quote from: Willow on Mon 07, Oct 2019, 12:16:14
Quote from: Jess from VA on Mon 07, Oct 2019, 11:35:39
Hey, everyone with daughters, post up their pics and a number.

I'm old but not (quite) dead.   ;D

I have four daughters.  The youngest is thirty-five.  They're all happily married and have provided me with nine grandchildren.  They're each beautiful in varying degrees.

Jess, old you are.  Under the wrong conditions you could be quite dead.   :)

I got to feeling guilty for replying so harshly to Jess's request so I decided to post a picture of my four daughters (and their brothers).


bagelboy

Hey Horseman,  I married mine off in August. My only daughter out of 3 kids, however, I picked up an excellent son in law with the deal. Hope you did too. Congratulations!
1997 Valkyrie Tourer, 2005 GL 1800, 1987 GL 1200 Aspencade.

Mn. Norseman

thanks, don't a have a picture i'll post but some of you will remember her from inzane in lacross. She brought her buell. New son in law seems to be solid. Honest, polite, good job,vol para fireman. We taught him to hunt, and now he is a fanatic.     

The emperor has no clothes

Quote from: Willow on Mon 07, Oct 2019, 14:50:03
Quote from: Willow on Mon 07, Oct 2019, 12:16:14
Quote from: Jess from VA on Mon 07, Oct 2019, 11:35:39
Hey, everyone with daughters, post up their pics and a number.

I'm old but not (quite) dead.   ;D

I have four daughters.  The youngest is thirty-five.  They're all happily married and have provided me with nine grandchildren.  They're each beautiful in varying degrees.

Jess, old you are.  Under the wrong conditions you could be quite dead.   :)

I got to feeling guilty for replying so harshly to Jess's request so I decided to post a picture of my four daughters (and their brothers).


Nice looking family  :cooldude:

Hook#3287

Quote from: Willow on Mon 07, Oct 2019, 14:50:03
Quote from: Willow on Mon 07, Oct 2019, 12:16:14
Quote from: Jess from VA on Mon 07, Oct 2019, 11:35:39
Hey, everyone with daughters, post up their pics and a number.

I'm old but not (quite) dead.   ;D

I have four daughters.  The youngest is thirty-five.  They're all happily married and have provided me with nine grandchildren.  They're each beautiful in varying degrees.

Jess, old you are.  Under the wrong conditions you could be quite dead.   :)

I got to feeling guilty for replying so harshly to Jess's request so I decided to post a picture of my four daughters (and their brothers).


Great pile of smiles :cooldude: