And in the headlines

[Chrisj CMA]

Your AR-15 is safe. Beto abandoned his bid for the WhiteHouse.   Who's next?

[Serk]

And of course The Bee is already all over it:

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-surprised-to-learn-beto-orourke-was-running-for-president

And.....

https://babylonbee.com/news/beto-drops-out-of-race-to-spend-more-time-taking-guns-from-his-family

[Serk]

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!

https://babylonbee.com/news/constitution-breathes-sigh-of-relief-as-beto-drops-out-of-race

[..]

Where will the $$$$$ he raised go?

[ridingron]

His pocket?

[scooperhsd]

One nutjob out of the race. Now if a few more would get a clue that they don't have a chance....

[Jess from VA]

One nutjob out of the race. Now if a few more would get a clue that they don't have a chance....

No, no, no.  They all need to stay in, spend all their money, fight with each other, promise outrageous and stupid polices, alienate as many people and do as much damage to the DNC as possible.

They need more debates and have water balloons to throw at each other... for the entertainment value.

Not that I ever watch, but some do.   

[Serk]

[Tx Bohemian]

Maybe he'll get the message, being a two time loser, to find another line of work. (of course Clinton didn't learn)

Looks like "heels-up harris" is on the way out too!!

[bassman]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-pregnant-woman-ar-15-burglary