Church Signs.....Valk Related

[DIGGER]

When I am out cruising back roads on my Valkyrie I like to read small church signs.     Some are serious and some are humorous.    Here are a few recently seen in rural America.....

THE FACT THAT THERE IS A HIGHWAY TO HELL
AND ONLY A STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
SAYS A LOT ABOUT ANTICIPATED TRAFFIC NUMBERS


TWEET OTHERS AS YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE TWEETED


ADAM AND EVE
THE FIRST PEOPLE
TO NOT READ THE APPLE TERMS AND CONDITIONS


WITH ALL THIS RAIN
WE NEED AN ARK.   FEAR NOT!!!
(WAIT FOR IT.........)
WE NOAH GUY


NO MATTER HOW BIG AND BAD YOU ARE
WHEN A TWO YR OLD HANDS YOU A TOY PHONE....YOU ANSWER IT

[old2soon]

              Lotsa similar signs here bouts in Southern Missouri. Gonna have ta start rekememberin or stop and take pics. Seen the anticipated traffic one numerous times over the years. Thanks.  RIDE SAFE.

[hubcapsc]

I've always thought this was a Valkyrie related Church sign...



-Mike

[98valk]

saw one in farm country earlier this yr, it read

This Sunday is Ride your Tractor to Church Sunday.

[John Schmidt]

saw one in farm country earlier this yr, it read

This Sunday is Ride your Tractor to Church Sunday.

I find that amusing cuz as a kid back in Iowa I saw that often....that plus riding their horse to church. They did finally move the rail to the back of the church where there were no open windows nearby. Seems the horses....being horses....would add some flavor to the service with both sound and smell. 

[Crackerborn]

In regards to hitching rails at churches, the little church that my mom attends still has one on the outside of the covered row of tables for the pot-luck dinners after service. No cute signs though the current pastor is trying to convince the congregation that a new sign is in order. The majority of the congregation seems to feel that if you live in the area, you know where the church is without a big sign. Like most small rural churches in the area, the congregation is largely 3+ generations invested in the church. I know whenever I visit, there is always a new great niece or nephew I haven't met. Or a new (to me) third cousin that recently returned to the flock.