Happy Thanksgiving

[Big Tom 10628]

Hope this doesn't hit too close to home.....LOL



At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains.
"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied another.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another contributed.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
Then there was a short moment of silence.
"Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully. "Thank God we can all still drive."

[The emperor has no clothes]

 

[NautiBrit]

With Sun City next door to you, I'm guessing it hits closer to your home than most. Mind you, Scottsdale has more than its share of nursing homes.

[Big Tom 10628]

Sun City West drivers will put the fear of God into a Biker. At Grand and Reems there is a Gas station that we call the "Secret Spot". With the Right and Left turn lanes and the three lanes of traffic at that intersection drivers will pull out of the gas station in front of you and cross all 6 lanes.
I'm here to tell you that you can lock both front and rear wheels on an Interstate simultaneously.

To top that off the speed limit on Grand Ave has just been raised to 55 MPH.

[Ron]

Sun City West drivers will put the fear of God into a Biker. At Grand and Reems there is a Gas station that we call the "Secret Spot". With the Right and Left turn lanes and the three lanes of traffic at that intersection drivers will pull out of the gas station in front of you and cross all 6 lanes.
I'm here to tell you that you can lock both front and rear wheels on an Interstate simultaneously.

To top that off the speed limit on Grand Ave has just been raised to 55 MPH.

I'm sorry Tom I won't do that anymore. Really!!