Keep an eye on your spoons....(non-Valk)

[Fazer]

I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 12 gauge semi-auto shotgun right in the doorway.  I left 9 shells beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.


While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun.  It was still sitting there, right where I had left it.  It hadn't moved itself.  It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do so.  In fact, it hadn't even loaded  itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the Media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.   Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is third in Murders throughout the World.  But if you take out just four cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC  and New Orleans, the United States is fourth from the bottom, in the entire world, for Murders! These four Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the U.S.  All four of these cities are controlled by Democrats.  It would be absurd to draw any conclusions  from this data - right?.....

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons.  I hear they're making people fat.

[Jess from VA]

 

[98valk]

 

check on those opioids pills. I hear they just jump into peoples mouths all by themselves. 

[Andy Cote]

Guns are inherently dangerous and must be properly controlled. 

There should be no private sales – only through properly licensed facilities with each individual seller receiving extensive specialized training and individual registration.

No minor should be allowed to purchase any gun.

Any one who thinks they need a gun must request permission and describe why they need such a dangerous item.

Permission can only be granted and authorized by a highly trained and licensed professional who specializes only in this type of evaluation.  This professional will conduct a thorough investigation and interview of the prospective buyer and must complete a government mandated checklist certifying that this is the only product that will fulfill the prospective buyer's need.  The investigation must also determine if the prospective buyer has acquired the same or similar product by any other means. 

If this professional ultimately decides that this inherently dangerous product is the only effective solution for potential user, they must also specify when and where and how frequently it may be used and when the buyer must come back and request a review and renewal of the permission.

The seller, even after receiving permission and restrictions from the licensed professional, may impose even further restrictions and must independently verify the potential user has not acquired the same or similar product elsewhere.  The seller may also conduct interviews and add further restrictions but not lessen or relax the restrictions imposed by the licensed professional.

The buyer must show proper identification and certify they have complied with all the above.

By using these procedures, only then can we ensure that guns are as hard to acquires as opioid painkillers.

Oh wait.........   Umm, never mind.

[John Schmidt]

Watch out for those forks, I hear they work in cahoots with the spoons. 

[0leman]

Watch out for those forks, I hear they work in cahoots with the spoons. 

Only in the hands of those not properly trained.   

[..]

Only the scary looking black spoons.