A guy in a taxi (non-Valk)

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  Wanted to speak to the driver, so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed and yanked the wheel , jumping the curb and hitting a lamppost. The startled passenger said , "I didn't mean to frighten you. I just wanted to ask you something."
   The taxi driver replied, It's not your fault, sir.  It's my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years.

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