Mandatory Corona virus tactical response kit (humor)

[Savago]

The American way!

[old2soon]

       The deez wanna limit can capacity to just one ounce.  I'm lookin fer a 5 gal Lysol!  RIDE SAFE.

[Serk]

The can of Lysol said to spray heavily on the areas I touch the most....


....oh boy this is gonna sting!

[Gavin_Sons]

Too bad you can't have that short barrel rifle in CA.  Or that magazine. Is that lysol dispenser even legal? CA might get hit hard because of their stupid laws.

[Daniel Meyer]

*snort*

Love it!

[Serk]

Or if you need wider area dispersal of hand sanitizer, live in a freeish state, don't mind doing a little paperwork and waiting almost a year for it to all clear, there's this option:

[Willow]

The can of Lysol said to spray heavily on the areas I touch the most....


....oh boy this is gonna sting!

You think she'll hold still for that?   

[Farside]

Or if you need wider area dispersal of hand sanitizer, live in a freeish state, don't mind doing a little paperwork and waiting almost a year for it to all clear, there's this option:

That is funny..... 

[Skinhead]

Is Lysol one of those things known to the state of California to cause cancer?  I don't know how it couldn't be as damn near everything known to man appears to be on that list.

[DDT (12)]

Is Lysol one of those things known to the state of California to cause cancer?  I don't know how it couldn't be as damn near everything known to man appears to be on that list.

Joe,

A conscientious and caring government protects citizens from protections, too, ya know... No known protection from government itself, unfortunately...

DDT

[old2soon]

The can of Lysol said to spray heavily on the areas I touch the most....


....oh boy this is gonna sting!

You think she'll hold still for that?   

I Am SO frikkin Happy I did NOT have a mouthful of coffee when I read your response Carl.  As it was both my plates got loose from laughing so durned much!  Good un. RIDE SAFE.