So how does a

[da prez]

  Prostitute work now. 
                               I guess she stands back six feet and talks you thru it.

                                              da prez

[Calboy]

Six feet is way out of my range but if she stood about 11 1/2" from me I would be able to work it out a little bit. But just a little bit though...

[Jess from VA]

That has always been a high risk occupation.  

With less risk for the high-rent call-girl types (who can probably afford to lay off for quarantine).  

I've never seen any full body condoms... and how would you breathe?  

You could probably be talked through it on the phone or webcam.

What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm.  

[John Schmidt]

Six feet is way out of my range but if she stood about 11 1/2" from me I would be able to work it out a little bit. But just a little bit though...

You must be the guy that insisted his junk was as long as his cat's tail, which his lady proceeded to measure. After measuring her guy's equipment she called foul....until he suggested since she measured the cat's tail from his rectum to the tip of his tail she do likewise on him. So whatever you do just keep in mind you're having sex with everyone of her previous partners also, which means that for some ladies of negotiable virtue....the room is going to be rather full. 

[Calboy]

Six feet is way out of my range but if she stood about 11 1/2" from me I would be able to work it out a little bit. But just a little bit though...

You must be the guy that insisted his junk was as long as his cat's tail, which his lady proceeded to measure. After measuring her guy's equipment she called foul....until he suggested since she measured the cat's tail from his rectum to the tip of his tail she do likewise on him. So whatever you do just keep in mind you're having sex with everyone of her previous partners also, which means that for some ladies of negotiable virtue....the room is going to be rather full. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPN0EHyy09Y

[vanagon40]

A young, inexperienced woman accepted the invitation to her date's apartment follow dinner. Shortly after arriving, the young man dropped his pants, exposing himself. The young woman was so taken aback, she ran from the apartment.

The next day, she sought medical assistance to explain what she had seen. The doctor explained she had seen a penis.

Young Woman: And what is that big knob on the end.
DR: That is called the head.
YW: And what are those two big round things about 11 inches from the head.
DR: I don't know about your date, but on me, those would be the cheeks of my butt.

[BudMan]

That has always been a high risk occupation.  

I've never seen any full body condoms... and how would you breathe?  


What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm.  

Any other Air Force flight crews out there that want to comment on the "Body Condom" experience?

[Serk]

I've never seen any full body condoms... and how would you breathe?  

You've really led a sheltered life, haven't you? 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asouPYvrUtY