Partial list of Covid 19 government response staff released

[Moonshot_1]

This is a short list of the people in our government and associated agencies involved with the Covid 19 response. Just released.

Director of Social Distancing – Stan Beck

Director of school reopening – Mrs. Wendy Pigsfly

CDC Gastroenterologist - Dr. Louis Stuhls

Covid 19 mental health therapist - Ariel Bummerman

Head of US Governors Covid 19 response team - Mike Romanage

New York State Nursing Home Task Force - C.F.I. Care

Covid 19 virus mitigation manager - Sasha Payne Dias

Quarantine entertainment supervisor - Diana Boredom

911 Covid response coordinator - Candace Waite

Assistant Director of Strategic Virus Mitigation Planning - Kent C. Detrees

Head of Army Covid 19 response team - Major Payne N. Diaz

Head of Small Business Financial support - Miss Sasha Titus

Head of Covid 19 forecasting models – Dr. Luigi Bord

Head of Covid 19 alternative treatment plans – Dr. Kent Hoyt

Covid 19 National Media specialist - George Stayontopothis

Covid 19 Compassion Coordinator - Ophelia Paine

Author of Covid Conspiracy Theory - Nadia Belimi

Head Pastor of National Covid 19 day of prayer - Rev. Isiah Lilprair

Head of Covid 19 PPE procurement - Lois Bidder

[Chrisj CMA]

Mental health. With a name like Bummerman. Just sayin

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[John Schmidt]

That's a riot, wonder how long it took to come up with those names. Some you have to read twice before it makes sense.