Old Fool

[RonBou]

"Poor Old fool," thought this rich guy as he watched an old man trying to fish in a puddle of water outside of the bar.

He decided to invite the old man inside for a drink and a bite to eat. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he'd humor the old man and asked, "So how many have you caught so far?"

The old man replied, "You're the eighth today."