Something to think about

[Momz]

Did you ever find yourself in a crowed elevator? Then pushed and bumped, floor button ignored and pushed further toward the back when you need to get out? Well,........just fart if your able to......and look at the person next to you and say, "you could have warned us". This works  every time, but only if you can fart at will!

[RDKLL]

 Dont ask me how I know though