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Started by Jess from VA, Fri 30, Oct 2020, 08:30:01

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Jess from VA

Fri 30, Oct 2020, 08:30:01 Last Edit: Fri 30, Oct 2020, 08:32:59 by Jess from VA
 ;D


When a tie down strap is pure comedy.

GiG

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Fri 30, Oct 2020, 08:49:47 Last Edit: Fri 30, Oct 2020, 08:58:46 by GiG


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Jersey mike

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Fri 30, Oct 2020, 08:52:49
The smile or smirk on the guy walking behind the truck says it all.

That's a 1/2 ton truck with a 3 ton tree trunk in it.




Bret SD

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Fri 30, Oct 2020, 08:53:24 Last Edit: Fri 30, Oct 2020, 08:56:30 by bretshim
Quote from: Jess from VA on Fri 30, Oct 2020, 08:30:01
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When a tie down strap is pure comedy.
Hmmmm.. looks like something broke down here.. I thought these things were built Ford Tough!?!?!?  Hey Cooter! Come under here and look at this.

edit: Gig, Cooter.. haha, saw you were thinking the same after I posted
Bret

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Chrisj CMA

#4
Fri 30, Oct 2020, 08:53:45
Stupid is as stupid du oes

scooperhsd

#5
Fri 30, Oct 2020, 09:02:56
Quote from: Jersey mike on Fri 30, Oct 2020, 08:52:49
The smile or smirk on the guy walking behind the truck says it all.

That's a 1/2 ton truck with a 3 ton tree trunk in it.






Even if it was a 3/4 Ton truck  - that's still too much load.

Now - a 1 Ton Dually might be able to handle it.... but I would still prefer to trailer it and/or cut it into smaller pieces.


caption  - "Hey Cooter - I found the problem - it's in the truck bed !"

Serk

#6
Fri 30, Oct 2020, 09:07:46
How to go from killing your truck to killing yourself in 3...2...1...
Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...



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Jersey mike

#7
Fri 30, Oct 2020, 09:20:06
Quote from: Serk on Fri 30, Oct 2020, 09:07:46
How to go from killing your truck to killing yourself in 3...2...1...
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YES! Man that's perfect  ;D

Thanks for the laugh.

Moonshot_1

#8
Fri 30, Oct 2020, 09:30:55
Quote from: Jess from VA on Fri 30, Oct 2020, 08:30:01
;D


When a tie down strap is pure comedy.

Damn Climate Change! This is what happens when you cut down innocent trees.
Mike Luken 


Cherokee, Ia.
Former Iowa Patriot Guard Ride Captain

Moonshot_1

#9
Fri 30, Oct 2020, 09:32:02
Quote from: Jess from VA on Fri 30, Oct 2020, 08:30:01
;D


When a tie down strap is pure comedy.

Another CoVid 19 pickup death.
Mike Luken 


Cherokee, Ia.
Former Iowa Patriot Guard Ride Captain

DirtyDan

#10
Fri 30, Oct 2020, 09:33:38
It's just a little crush

Dan
Do it while you can. I did.... it my way

RNFWP

#11
Fri 30, Oct 2020, 09:36:17
Go grab my monkey wrench... I think I can fix this...
"If everyone is thinking the same thing, then someone isn't thinking."

da prez

#12
Fri 30, Oct 2020, 10:11:37
  Here , hold my beer. :uglystupid2: Give me the duct tape. :crazy2:

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signart

#13
Fri 30, Oct 2020, 10:12:26
Quote from: Jess from VA on Fri 30, Oct 2020, 08:30:01
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When a tie down strap is pure comedy.

"Trust in the Lord, Not in a Ford!"

MarkT

#14
Fri 30, Oct 2020, 10:18:08
Yep.  Closed-casket time when that axle fails further.  A farmhand was working under a combine axle on my uncle's farm in Kansas, years ago.  As expected by all except him the jack failed.  That was a closed casket too.  His head was flattened.  No pain or suffering for sure.

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boss hoss bill

#15
Fri 30, Oct 2020, 10:23:54
CLETUS WAS HAVING TROUBLE LOGGING ON !

old2soon

#16
Fri 30, Oct 2020, 10:30:19
         Damn it all ta hell! Shoulda bought that Chevy when I had the chance. RIDE SAFE.
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Big Rig

#17
Fri 30, Oct 2020, 20:10:34
Split Happens :uglystupid2: :uglystupid2: :uglystupid2:

Avanti

#18
Fri 30, Oct 2020, 20:36:58
Quote from: Serk on Fri 30, Oct 2020, 09:07:46
How to go from killing your truck to killing yourself in 3...2...1...

This may win Popular Vote and Electoral Vote.

cookiedough

#19
Sat 31, Oct 2020, 20:14:23
farm accidents happen a lot around me lately.  My old time farmer now retired (sort of) living up my street nice old guy age 84 or so last year almost bit the dust flipping over a tractor on uneven area and darn near pinned him to death.  Story I heard he was going to fast pulling eqmt. behind him around a corner.  He recovered somewhat but never going to be the same.  Another age 62 or so guy outside of town died with machinery as well this summer.  My uncle this spring was mowing and the tractor slid into a pole and pinned him up against the pole somehow and luckily he had 5 months rehab being medflighted ASAP and lived but will never be the same age 70.  He is not allowed to drive a vehicle anymore and cannot operate his bobcat either on his farm no leg strength, so he is going stir crazy am sure knowing him always on the go go go.  Going to be a tough winter for him for sure couped up inside his house which had to be remodeled bathroom so he can get his wheelchair in .

Rams

#20
Sat 31, Oct 2020, 20:43:12 Last Edit: Sat 31, Oct 2020, 20:45:26 by Rams
Quote from: scooperhsd on Fri 30, Oct 2020, 09:02:56
Quote from: Jersey mike on Fri 30, Oct 2020, 08:52:49
The smile or smirk on the guy walking behind the truck says it all.

That's a 1/2 ton truck with a 3 ton tree trunk in it.

Even if it was a 3/4 Ton truck  - that's still too much load.

Now - a 1 Ton Dually might be able to handle it.... but I would still prefer to trailer it and/or cut it into smaller pieces.
caption  - "Hey Cooter - I found the problem - it's in the truck bed !"

Wouldn't even think of putting that load in the bed of my HD one ton.   Maybe on one of my gooseneck trailers but never in the bed of my truck.   Just too much weight.   Even with my air suspension, that much weight is just asking for something to break.

Rams
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ridingron

#21
Sat 31, Oct 2020, 21:43:05 Last Edit: Sat 31, Oct 2020, 22:52:45 by ridingron
Quote from: Jess from VA on Fri 30, Oct 2020, 08:30:01
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First attempt to bridge the creek===failure.  :)

Moonshot_1

#22
Sat 31, Oct 2020, 22:05:06
Quote from: Rams on Sat 31, Oct 2020, 20:43:12
Quote from: scooperhsd on Fri 30, Oct 2020, 09:02:56
Quote from: Jersey mike on Fri 30, Oct 2020, 08:52:49
The smile or smirk on the guy walking behind the truck says it all.

That's a 1/2 ton truck with a 3 ton tree trunk in it.

Even if it was a 3/4 Ton truck  - that's still too much load.

Now - a 1 Ton Dually might be able to handle it.... but I would still prefer to trailer it and/or cut it into smaller pieces.
caption  - "Hey Cooter - I found the problem - it's in the truck bed !"

Wouldn't even think of putting that load in the bed of my HD one ton.   Maybe on one of my gooseneck trailers but never in the bed of my truck.   Just too much weight.   Even with my air suspension, that much weight is just asking for something to break.

Rams

How heavy can it be? I bet it is light enough to float on water! Throw it on!
Mike Luken 


Cherokee, Ia.
Former Iowa Patriot Guard Ride Captain

h13man

#23
Sun 01, Nov 2020, 00:21:29
That thar' guy makes Wile E Coyote look smart!  ;D

oldsmokey

#24
Sun 01, Nov 2020, 03:53:08
Was that strap really going to stop it from sliding out?

Jess from VA

#25
Sun 01, Nov 2020, 08:45:51 Last Edit: Sun 01, Nov 2020, 10:17:48 by Jess from VA
Quote from: h13man on Sun 01, Nov 2020, 00:21:29
That thar' guy makes Wile E Coyote look smart!  ;D

In the Wile Coyote version of this, the truck goes off a cliff nose down, and when it hits the bottom of the gorge, the tree pulverizes the two guys in the seat into pancakes.  

And when the tank blows, it starts the log on fire (for 3 days).  

h13man

#26
Sun 01, Nov 2020, 09:11:57
 :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
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