Woman survives Grizzly Bear attack

[Big Tom 10628]

A Montana woman survived a GRIZZLY bear attack with ONE well placed shot from her  .25 caliber Beretta Jetfire.
These are her own words:
"While out hiking in Missoula, Montana with my boyfriend, we were surprised when a huge grizzly bear came charging at us out of nowhere.  She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive.If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire I would not be here today! I yanked it out of my purse and fired one shot. It hit my boyfriend in his kneecap and the bear caught him easily. While the grizzly mauled the poor cripple, I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.
I love that pistol. I'll find another boyfriend".

[Ken aka Oil Burner]

Reminds me of a different joke with the same idea.

Two guys are getting ready to go hunting. Mike says to Ted: "I need to make sure I've got my running shoes on in case we see a bear". Ted says: "Sneakers? They won't help you outrun a bear! They're quick, you know."  Mike replies: "I don't have to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you."

[DirtyDan]

Grizzly bear

25 caliber

Joke ?

I get it (maybe)

Out run "you"...... understood..... much like pipefitting (UA local 274)

Dan