What would your wife do?

[f6john]

[klb]

My wife would bring me the chips and say Azzhole..  

[Pete]

First, I would never do that.
My wife being the best person I know, would probably get them and say nothing.
And I would say thank you, she would say you are welcome.

[cookiedough]

that is all too real in my house.  Instead of yelling room to room me in living room her in bedroom mostly watching what she wants to watch on her tablet, we text each other since she does not like me yelling.

I did ask her but not texting to bring me chocolate milk the other day with dinner since she was up in kitchen and she made dinner me sitting in living room eating forgetting to get my chocolate milk.  living room to kitchen in my small ranch home is about 10 steps is all.   

[signart]

I wouldn't even have to ask. She just knows when I need a snack and offers or just whips something up.
I know it won't last forever, but after 47 yrs. you kinda get used to it

[Skinhead]

I have to sometimes ask my wife to not bring me snacks, trying to watch my figure.  I think she's trying to kill me.

[f6gal]

I have to sometimes ask my wife to not bring me snacks, trying to watch my figure.  I think she's trying to kill me.

OMG... Psycho is always bringing me snacks!  Stop the madness!!

[John Schmidt]

Thank your lucky stars folks. If I want a snack, something to drink, or get my phone I happen to leave in a different room....I have to pry my lazy butt off the couch and get it myself. No wife to attend my needs, my daughter lives two miles away, and the retired 60 yr. old hooker hasn't dragged herself out of bed yet. 
All true except for the hooker. 

[Rams]

Hmm, apparently some spouses carry their cell phones "all" the time.  Mine doesn't when in the house.

If I sent my wife that text, when she eventually read it, she'd probably tell me that I finished the chips three days ago when I sent the message.   

Rams

[Jess from VA]

What's a text? 

[Chrisj CMA]

I actually knew a married couple that did that emailed and texted each other instead of talking all day long. It seemed strange to me but, oh well

[3fan4life]

I'm pretty sure that wouldn't work out in my favor at our house.

But it would be fun to try. 

[Patrick]

Heck my wife would ignore it and just let me get off my butt and go get them.  . And I'm not kidding.

[f6gal]

I would have asked Psycho if he would go get my phone from the kitchen.  True story.

[scooperhsd]

I'm sure I would hear SOMETHING about it . First time - maybe just a "warning" not to do it again...

[Willow]

...
All true except for the hooker. 

What?  She was an unfaithful hooker?   

[Wizzard]

...
All true except for the hooker. 

What?  She was an unfaithful hooker?   

She needs to change her stance. Better than a slicer!