Makes me happy and sad.....

[ybnorml]

A husband and wife are laying in bed. Husband is reading a psychology book.

He turns to his wife and says, "Honey, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad."

She ponders it for a minute and says, "Well, you definitely have the biggest penis out of all of your friends!"

[Wall]

I could live with that.

[Tony C.]

I could live with that.