You guys in FL have all the fun

[Jess from VA]

Florida retiree comes home to find naked blonde woman skinny-dipping in his pool - and refusing to leave.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9814299/Florida-retiree-comes-home-doctors-appointment-skinny-dipper-pool.html

James Clark, 69, returned to his Port Charlotte home from a doctor's appointment on Monday afternoon to find clothes strewn around.  Soon after, he said, he found 'a naked white female in the pool,' lying down with her head on the bricks by the pool

Police arrived on the scene around 3pm and found her still lying there, and tried to get her to put her clothes back on when she became hostile to the officers.  She allegedly told them to stop bothering her and said she would not go anywhere with them.  She was reportedly caught in a neighbor's yard and was arrested.  

The woman was later identified as Heather Kennedy, 42.  She had previously been arrested on drug charges.  Anyone we know?   



She was probably hot before the drugs.  Now you gotta drain the pool.    



Absolutely true story:  My first year as a resident advisor in the dorms, I had a new freshman guy on my floor come to my room and tell me he had a naked girl in his room, and she wouldn't leave.  She had taken off all her clothes and thrown them out his 5th floor window.

I have not often been speechless in my life.... but I was speechless.     He was a nice kid.  

Wait, what?  OK, now start over from the beginning.....  

[TJ]

 

[John Schmidt]

Friend of mine some years back had his brakes go out on his small pickup when he pulled in the driveway...ending in his pool. Sent me a picture, front end in the pool about midway between deep and shallow, back wheels still on the cement at ground level. When the cops arrived and asked what was going on, my buddy said he was washing the floor mats.