Fffff, Fffff

[roboto65]

A teacher is explaining  biology to her 4th grade students.
Human beings are  the only animals  that  stutter',  she says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a  kitty-cat  who
stuttered', she volunteered.

The  teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories
could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in  the back yard
with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got
a  running  start  and  before we knew it, he jumped
over the fence into our yard!

'That  must've been scary', said the teacher.   
 
  'It sure was', said the little  girl.

'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff,  Fffff,
Fffff'...And before he could  say 'F#$%',  the  Rottweiler
ate him!'

The teacher wet her  pants laughing.......