Use "Fascinate" in a Sentence

[W0X0F]

I am posting this in tribute to Big Tom....

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm and we all saw his pet sheep, and it was fascinating".

The teacher said, "That was good, but, I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate', not 'fascinating' ".

Sally raised her hand and said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated".

The teacher said, "Well, that was good too, Sally. But, I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate' ".

Then little Tommy raised his hand.  The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by little Tommy before. She finally decided that there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

Little Tommy said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but, her boobs are sooo big she can only fasten eight".

[Jess from VA]

Pictures of Aunt Gina?   

[john]

 

[W0X0F]

Pictures of Aunt Gina?   

Ooops, wrong picture....

[Jess from VA]

You have mighty funny looking aunts dude.   

[Big Tom 10628]

Thanks for the Tribute Tim.... Here is Aunt Gina..

[W0X0F]

Here is Aunt Gina..

OMG, you have got to put up a warning for something like that. I blew snot bubbles and most of my cup of coffee all over my computer monitor when I opened this up.  Thank you for the laugh!!!! 

[Jess from VA]