Thinking it's time for a joke thread.
da prez:
So I called my mom. "Mom, come pick me up from this sleep over. I want to come home.
NO , she replied , you are 47 years old and that is your wife and children.
da prez
John Schmidt:
Ross, I used the "sleepover" description once when chatting with my mother. She kinda giggled when dad commented..."son, you have four kids, not much sleeping going on I'd say!"
da prez:
:angel: :2funny: :smitten: :cheers:
Mooskee:
Cars these days have too many gadgets.
I tried to reverse, and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car.
DIGGER:
Little Johnny was looking sad in class one morning at school and the teacher asked what was wrong. Johnny said "my mom is at the hospital and my dad is at the police station...". The teacher told Johnny "sounds like you need to go be with your family"... so Johnny left school.
After he left the teacher asked the class "does anyone know whats going on with Johnny's parents?"
A student said " nothing going on Teach.... Johnny's mom is a nurse and his dad is a cop!!!"
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