Watch where you step

[Big Tom 10628]

If you step on a purple mushroom, you'll be forced to marry the ugliest person in the world," warned the old gnome, so the man continued carefully through the woods. He didn't step on any purple mushrooms.
Suddenly a beautiful woman walked up and said: "We have to marry."
"Why?" asked the man, smiling.
"I just stepped on one of those Friggin purple mushrooms!" she replied.

[Prescott John]

So that's why Donna agreed to marry me.....