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It's Just a Joke

Started by Skinhead, Sat 23, Jan 2010, 10:00:15

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Skinhead

SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS:

Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer
walking down a country road noticed a man kneeling by a stock-pond and drinking from his hand.

The farmer shouted: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."

Which means: (Don't drink the water, the cows have shat in it.)

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for
Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."


The farmer replied, "Use two hands.  You'll get more that way."

Friendsville, TN - Troy, MI

czuch

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Romeo

Thanx Joe, always can depend on ya for a laugh. i Understand our fearless leader admitted his boys underestimated the scope of the problem in the middle east. DUH. What an asshole.