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Started by motomama, Tue 26, Jan 2010, 12:46:12

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If you choke a smurf...what color does it turn???  :roll: :o :uglystupid2:
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Quote from: motomama on Tue 26, Jan 2010, 12:46:12
If you choke a smurf...what color does it turn???  :roll: :o :uglystupid2:

Black like those slow Black Valks.  ;D


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Willow

Doesn't it depend entirely on whether we're talking about a true choke or a fuel enricher?  ???

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Quote from: motomama on Tue 26, Jan 2010, 12:46:12
If you choke a smurf...what color does it turn???  :roll: :o :uglystupid2:

Are you sayin that your gonna choke Papa Smurf Willow?   :o
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Serk

Believe it or not, this was answered on an episode of the Smurfs, in which one of them threatened to hold his breath until he turned red.
But instead he turned a dark purple.

This is a good question. Of course we all know smurfs are real, but I have never seen somebody choke a smurf. They are peacefull creatures, for one you should not choke them.

Lets pretend that smurfs are little blue human beeings. Human beeings turn red at first when you choke them. Red+Blue = Purple.

Taken from - http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_color_are_smurfs_when_you_choke_them

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I don't know, but I'm willing to find out, just for you, Lori.  My boss is still here, I'll be back in a few and tell you what color he is  :evil:

After that, I plan on tossing him out the window....sheesh, it's been a dang-dog day.......

motomama

Quote from: sugarbee on Tue 26, Jan 2010, 14:21:00
I don't know, but I'm willing to find out, just for you, Lori.  My boss is still here, I'll be back in a few and tell you what color he is  :evil:

After that, I plan on tossing him out the window....sheesh, it's been a dang-dog day.......
Be sure to inform me of the outcome Donna!  ;D
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. . ....Ive been choking my smurf for years.. . ...next time I,ll hafta open my eyes..  :evil:
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Quote from: ~ Timbrwolf on Tue 26, Jan 2010, 14:50:26
. . ....Ive been choking my smurf for years.. . ...next time I,ll hafta open my eyes..  :evil:

TAWEEEEEEET!!!!  PERSONAL FOUL!!! ROUGHING THE READER'S EYES!!! TWO BEER PENALTY!  4TH DOWN!
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Quote from: ~ Timbrwolf on Tue 26, Jan 2010, 14:50:26
. . ....Ive been choking my smurf for years.. . ...next time I,ll hafta open my eyes..  :evil:

LOL I needed a laugh!  :2funny:


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i thought they were fuel injected, they don't have a choke.
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Quote from: QOTFU on Tue 26, Jan 2010, 19:05:59
they smuck  ;D ;D ;D

Well, that would explaine where Mother Smucker's blue berry jams and jellies come from :)  :angel:

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Quote from: Serk on Tue 26, Jan 2010, 14:58:02
Quote from: ~ Timbrwolf on Tue 26, Jan 2010, 14:50:26
. . ....Ive been choking my smurf for years.. . ...next time I,ll hafta open my eyes..  :evil:

TAWEEEEEEET!!!!  PERSONAL FOUL!!! ROUGHING THE READER'S EYES!!! TWO BEER PENALTY!  4TH DOWN!

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Quote from: X Ring on Wed 27, Jan 2010, 04:21:07
Quote from: Serk on Tue 26, Jan 2010, 14:58:02
Quote from: ~ Timbrwolf on Tue 26, Jan 2010, 14:50:26
. . ....Ive been choking my smurf for years.. . ...next time I,ll hafta open my eyes..  :evil:

TAWEEEEEEET!!!!  PERSONAL FOUL!!! ROUGHING THE READER'S EYES!!! TWO BEER PENALTY!  4TH DOWN!

TAWEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!  PERSONAL FOUL!!!  COPYRIGHT INFRACTION!!!!!  HAVE TO SPEND THE NIGHT WATCHING STEAMER DANCE IN HIS UNDERWEAR VIDEOS!!!  AUTOMATIC 1ST DOWN! 


D'oh! Ya' caught me!!! :D
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I'd say they turn beernurple.........By the way,do you know how to wake up Lady GaGa?


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