Trying to figure out what women are all about...

[ybnorml]

First you must figure out why a pizza is round, then put in a square box, and eaten in triangles !!
Once you master this, you can move on to the women issues...

[Tony C.]

Good luck! When you figure it out, please tell me.   

[ybnorml]

Good luck! When you figure it out, please tell me.   

At my age Tony, it's a race against time !!!

[Valkrocket]

Terry makes it to Pearly Gates and meets God. God tells Terry that his time on earth was a blessing to mankind (I know, hard to believe) and that it was not quite his time to leave Earth. God also decides to reward Terry by telling him to ask any favor and he will grant it. Terry thinks for a minute and because he has a fear for flying, asks God to build a bridge from Bar Harbor to England. God immediately responds that it can't be done because that would be a logistics nightmare, what with all the trees, steel and concrete needed, as well as the impact it would have on the environment, plus the length of time it would take to construct. He then asks Terry if there is anything else that he can do for him. Terry says, "well Lord, I've always wondered how a man can understand how a woman thinks".
God pauses, scratches his head, and answers back "How many lanes did you want on that bridge?" 

[ybnorml]

Sounds about right Cuz....

[Wall]

Just reading the subject line gave me a headache.