Two Jihadist mothers

[3fan4life]

Two Middle Eastern Jihadist mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.

The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos.. They start reminiscing.

'This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now. 'Yes, I remember him as a baby,' says the other mother cheerfully.

'He's a martyr now though,' the mother confides. 'Oh, so sad dear,' says the other.

'And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.' 'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born.' 'He's a martyr too,' says the mother quietly. 'Oh, gracious me . . . , ' says the other.

'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18,' she whispers. 'Yes,' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started school.' 'He's a martyr also,' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Jihadist mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . .



"They blow up so fast, don't they"?

[Ratdog]

"What is the sniper school's phrase?... three shots, three kills"

[ricoman]

as well they should
too bad they take innocents with them.

[Chrisj CMA]

A sniper returning from Iraq was asked if he felt anything when he pulled the trigger on a live target.  after a second or two he answered in a single word "recoil"

[Ratdog]

A sniper returning from Iraq was asked if he felt anything when he pulled the trigger on a live target.  after a second or two he answered in a single word "recoil"

Wasn't that part of an interview by either Katie Curic, or Jane Pauley, or one of those other types?   I don't recall whether the network edited out that part of the interview or left it in.  That Marine made us all proud with his reply though.   

[Serk]

(Blatantly paraphrased from this t-shirt: http://www.thoseshirts.com/imaoter.html )

Terrorists practice a radical form of Islam: twice the murdering, half the bathing.

They enjoy blowing themselves up, and we enjoy blowing them up. You'd think we would get along better. (My far my favorite one!)

Their favorite military hero is Napoleon Blownapart.

They will riot and kill each other over a few stupid cartoons..... We should make more of those.

The word "martyr" is really just a fancy name for "crappy fighter."

If a guy is being overly sensitive to racial profiling, he may be a terrorist. Strangle him with your shoelaces just in case.