Humor in Uniform 3/16/2010

[R J]

3/16/2010
When a ship enters a port, special permission must be given for sailors to begin their liberty early.  My friend had a good reason for getting a head start.  "I have to go to the bus station," he told a superior officer.  "I have a one-armed uncle coming to town with two suitcases."    Permission was granted.
                                                                      N. U. Turpen