Old folks...... :)

[John Schmidt]

After the eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs.  Green, but tell me, do you still have  intercourse?"

"Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband,"she said.

She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud:  "Bruce, do we still have intercourse?"

And there was a hush; you could hear a pin drop.

Bruce answered impatiently, "If I told you once, Irma, I told you a hundred times... 

"What we have is Blue Cross!"

[Jess from VA]

Well, I think it's funny.   


Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Marjorie notices something peculiar about Mabel's ear and says, '"Mabel, why on earth do you have a suppository in your left ear?"

Mabel, surprised, replies, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulls it out and stares at it for a moment. Blushing, she replies, "Marj, sweetheart, thanks for letting me know. Now I think I know where to find my missing hearing aid."

[John Schmidt]

Well, I think it's funny.   


Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Marjorie notices something peculiar about Mabel's ear and says, '"Mabel, why on earth do you have a suppository in your left ear?"

Mabel, surprised, replies, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulls it out and stares at it for a moment. Blushing, she replies, "Marj, sweetheart, thanks for letting me know. Now I think I know where to find my missing hearing aid."