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The best way to rid our country of terrorists...women walk naked!!!!!!!

Started by Dave Weaver, Thu 01, Apr 2010, 21:37:33

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Dave Weaver

Thu 01, Apr 2010, 21:37:33
 
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.   So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.   
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
   
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.   Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
 
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
 
  God bless America !
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

RoadKill

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Thu 01, Apr 2010, 21:52:29
I will second that motion!   :cooldude:

ricoman

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Fri 02, Apr 2010, 03:23:23
count me in!
Even though in some parts of our retiree haven state, the average bra size is 36 Long!!
take personal responsibility and keep your word



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Jack

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Fri 02, Apr 2010, 05:06:34
Quote from: ricoman on Fri 02, Apr 2010, 03:23:23
count me in!
Even though in some parts of our retiree haven state, the average bra size is 36 Long!!

There are a LOT of women I'd just as soon NOT see naked.  I'm sure they feel the same about us.
"It takes a certain kind of nut to ride a motorcycle, and I am that motorcycle nut," Lyle Grimes, RIP August 2009.

Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005

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Fri 02, Apr 2010, 05:27:18
Quote from: ricoman on Fri 02, Apr 2010, 03:23:23
count me in!
Even though in some parts of our retiree haven state, the average bra size is 36 Long!!

Two grapefruit's in a sock  :(   I went to a Harley Rally once and saw the samething...It was frightening   :o


I've seen alot of people that thought they were cool , but then again Lord I've seen alot of fools.

bludragon

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Sat 03, Apr 2010, 02:30:51
When you see the back side it loks like 2 bears fighting in a tent

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Sat 03, Apr 2010, 05:58:10
Quote from: bludragon on Sat 03, Apr 2010, 02:30:51
When you see the back side it loks like 2 bears fighting in a tent

OR; two ground hogs fighting in a gunny sack.   :evil:
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