Joke

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After the Ark had successfully landed on Mt. Ararat, the survivors went forth. After a while, one of the wives noticed her father-in-law sitting on the ground and chewing animal hides. Every now and then, the father-in-law would chew a particularly hirsute hide and make a notation on a tablet. The wife asked her husband what his father was doing, to which the son replied, 'What can I say, there is Noah counting fur tastes.'

[KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)]

  Hey stop eating that shrub is poisonous and messing with your mind.