Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers (Joke)

[ChromeDome]

This will make you smile!

This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,'Daddy, look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,'
pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'

She replied,
'What happened to my booger?'

[junior]

 

[Jack]

 

[fiddle mike]

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'What happened to my booger?'

Granddaughter offered me one, the other day.  She's a good kid. 

[Blackduck KS]

Now that thar is funny, I don`t care who you are

[sugarbee]

funnneee, but for some reason, I get a little bit sick in the stomach when I think about it 

[R J]

This will make you smile!

This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,'Daddy, look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,'
pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'

She replied,
'What happened to my booger?'

I have heard of that happening with others, like my youngest daughter............   Laughed till I thought I'd upchuck.......

[Big Rig]

Come on...nobody else got hungry????

[Black Pearl's Captain]

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'What happened to my booger?'

Granddaughter offered me one, the other day.  She's a good kid. 

So where you a good granddad?

Raymond