Humor in Uniform 4/23/2010

[R J]

4/23/2010
I attended airborne training, where I spent three weeks learning how to pack parachutes and land without hurting myself.  I completed five jumps and received my wings.  After I returned home, my wife had done a load of laundry and I was helping her fold it..  "I can't believe it."  She said, after watching for a while.  "You made five jumps with chutes you packed yourself, and you can't even fold a fitted sheet!"                                           Col James T. Currie