Ever had a boss like this?

[bassman]

If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and
thinking things through, you will love this!

Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant
business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a
week. Why?"

The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in
two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks'
pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked,
"Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

[Hef]

That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!

[Big Rig]

We have one of those here...except he is the guy leaning on the wall....thinking he is holding the building up...

[czuch]

Dominoes pays 400 a week?

[Oss]

Damn and I am sittin here holding my office together and  waiting for my Bama money and it hasnt come in yet nor shall it ever. I do believe,   I have more chance of actually hiring one of those gals in my secretary auditions that I do of ever getting Obama money

Great post thanks

I am not aware of any mergers have ever resulted in the hiring of MORE workers or the actual lowering of prices. Can someone give me an example of one or two please.